“Silence Is Golden… Until You Have Kids” Tee

Remember when a quiet house meant pure bliss? Yeah—parenthood rewrites that rule. This tongue-in-cheek tee lets every mom or dad broadcast a universal truth while staying comfy through the chaos.

Why it’ll be the new go-to shirt

• Built on the ultimate parent-proof blank – A unisex heavy-cotton tee (5.3 oz/yd², 100 % US-grown cotton) that feels sturdy enough for playground duty yet breathable for year-round wear.

• Golden print, zero hush money – Specially-spun fibers create a smooth surface so the warm gold graphic stays crisp and vivid wash after wash.

• Comfy by design – Tubular body (no side seams) + tear-away label = nothing scratchy when you’re chasing toddlers or lugging diaper bags.

• Made to last – Shoulder-to-shoulder taping helps the shirt hold its shape through endless laundry cycles and surprise paint-splatter crafts.

• Responsibly sourced – Produced with ethically harvested US cotton.

  	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
  Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
  Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
  Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50