Dad—CEO of Because-I-Said-So Enterprises-Tee

Official company policy: Dad speaks, boardroom (a.k.a. the entire household) listens. This shirt rubber-stamps his executive authority with a bold distressed graphic that pops on rich, mid-weight cotton.

Why he’ll promote it to everyday uniform

• Built on a wardrobe workhorse – Printed on a unisex heavy-cotton tee (5.3 oz/yd², 100 % US-grown cotton) that feels substantial yet breathable all year.

• Print-ready smoothness – Specially-spun fibers create a flat surface so the white distressed text stays vivid and razor-sharp wash after wash.

• Itch-free engineering – No side seams under the arms and a tear-away label mean zero scratchy distractions—just pure dad-level comfort.

• Durability in the details – Shoulder-to-shoulder taping holds its shape through garage projects, lawn-mowing marathons, and surprise toddler tackles.

• Certified responsible – Cotton is ethically grown and harvested in the USA and the blank is Oeko-Tex® certified for safety.

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  Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
  Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
  Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50